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Please, for the love of all things holy, try the following:
- Don't click the
Refresh button. Go outside now.
- If you need someone to inspire or accompany you, browse IMR's calendar for opportunities.
- To go outside, first click the Cyber
Hypnosis menu, and then click Cold Water in the Face. On the
Numb Ass tab, click Sedentary Back Pain. The Get Out of
Your Chair settings should match those provided by your local area
network (LAN) administrator.
- If your Evil Computer Addict persona has enabled it, we can examine your network and quickly discover a way to wake you up from your computer-induced stupor.
- If you would like Idaho Mountain Recreation to try and discover them,
click
Detect Computer-Induced Stupor
- There are a host of things awaiting you in the
outside world: hiking, skiing, rafting, triathlons, PTA
meetings, and dentist appointments, for example.
- If you are unable to get up, click here and your
power strip will emit a large enough shock to scare you back to your
senses. If that doesn't work, then we give up. You are officially in
need of some serious help. Dial 1-208-424-6683 and Mark will attempt to redirect your life's focus to tangible things in the real world.
- Click the
Back button to melt your computer.